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spiritmolecule:

damnthatswhatshesaid:

The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.

This is literally a post I cannot not reblog.

(Source: goo.gl, via lost-in-a-neverending-wonderland)

silverhex:

i’d actually go running if there wasnt anybody around to see me stop after 43 seconds

(Source: thelordsofsummer, via heyband)

thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

(via rapturousenjoymentofmustardd)

bassclarinetgod:

And now the waiting game.

(via heyband)

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

(via eyes-likeanocean)

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via lost-in-a-neverending-wonderland)

teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad

(Source: zombieboyj, via lost-in-a-neverending-wonderland)

insta-gramcracker:

siaanme:

squidmama:

nintendofunclub:

I accidentally ate the fortune in my fortune cookie.

thats unfortunate

It’s actually fortune ate.

i am so done with this website

(via lost-in-a-neverending-wonderland)

(Source: ohceanic, via lost-in-a-neverending-wonderland)

tom-bass:

Our teacher had the projector on and he was googling our names today in Maths so he could see and show us what came up.

He typed in Tom Bass… Nothing came up. Someone said to type in ‘tumblr’ after my name, so he typed in ‘Tom Bass Tumblr”

guess what it came up with.

In front of the whole class, and my teacher.

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

paperclipninja:

I have been laughing for about 2 mins straight at my dash

(via supafangirl)

(via teenagerposts)

obamasbutt:

methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

please no

(via chemsandstims)

(Source: tell-me-what-is-life, via youngandanxious)

drarna:

the bible says adam and eve not uggs and shorts

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

Sarah-Marissa Fuhrmeister.<3.
16. Junior. Athletic. Marching Band. Victim. Music.

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  • Two Pieces
  • Demi Lovato

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  videohall:

  The Power of Pine-Sol

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  • Chasing Cars
  • Ed Sheeran
  • Snow Patrol Cover

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  Ed Sheeran | Chasing Cars (Snow Patrol Cover)

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