Adorable Kid’s Halloween Costume. I obtained these from here, here, here and here. Check out Best Halloween Decorations, Best Halloween Masks and Creepy Make-Up Tutorials.
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras
did u think i was lying
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
what I want to do for halloween:
what I’ll end up doing on halloween:
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hey who wants to start a gang
ill ask my mom
my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay
my mom said its ok as long as im back before supper
my mom volunteers to carpool
Mom wants to know if we will be eating lunch there, or if I should just eat at home
my mom will make us some snacks
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the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you
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why hasn’t the scientific side of tumblr responded to this yet guys we are waiting here
When your hair soaks up water, the overall density of your hair increases. This increase in density causes your hair fibers to be arranged more tightly, which allows less light to shine through your hair fibers.
shine bright like less dense hair fibers
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With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her
What in the hell is Lorde doing?
filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body
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